“All I can do is be me, whoever that is” One of the most known quotes, which impacted numbers of people just like his songs. Yes I am talking about one of the most influential singer-song writers of the 20th, Bob Dylan. The concept ‘Folk Rock’ reached to new height through his hand. Driven by […]
Me *in beard* : Hi She : Hi handsome Me *shaved* : Hi She : Ye baccha kiska kho gaya he? :p :p
*oonko * and *mangsho * Jotoi kosbe totoi bhalo 😀
Women are completely defenseless until the nail polish is dry :p
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”. The husband send answer back: “Pour some warm water over them”. Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: “The computer is completely fucked now”.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, “I want you to try and sell this to me.” So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back here right now!” I […]
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused […]
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were “protecting.” Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf and dumb person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able to communicate to the police […]